How many Virginia college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, it depends on where they go to school:
College of William & Mary
Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.
Old Dominion University
Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
The whole student body, there’s nothing better to do on the weekends.
Four, one to change the light bulb, and three to figure out how it will help them meet their future husband.
None, Harrisonburg doesn’t have electricity yet.
None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the flint.
One Rat to actually change the bulb, one upperclassman to yell at him for not doing it fast enough, one to yell at him for not using the proper wattage, and one to send him up to the Rat Disciplinary Committee for letting the bulb burn out in the first place.
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
None, that’s what maids are for.
None, the Farmville Super Wal-Mart has fluorescent lighting.
Five, one to actually change the light bulb, and four to figure out how they could get some Longwood girls to come over.
Just one, but it takes six years…
None, they’ll just drink in the dark
Four, one to change the bulb, and three to talk about how great the old one was!!!
Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the course at NOVA.
One to change the bulb, and three to call up Daddy and cry and complain about how awful the whole experience was.
Three, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how they did it just as well as a UVA student.